{"id":11,"date":"2003-01-27T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-28T04:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2003-01-27T21:34:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-28T04:34:00","slug":"11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"88138326\"><span class=\"post\">A Romantic Poem &#8212; by Ryan of The Bachelorette<\/p>\n<p>My name is Ryan, I put out fires<br \/>I like dogs and football, I dislike liars<br \/>I went on TV to find a wife, because I am<br \/>cute<br \/>My mom told me that and&#8230;she plays the flute.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to win this game because I make Trista cry<br \/>With my beautiful poetry about love and blue skies<br \/>And dolphins and sunsets and things that rhyme with Cat<br \/>Like Fat and Hat and Iguana<br \/>And Beer Can and Bat<\/p>\n<p>I may not be smart or witty<br \/>Or do anything but write bad poetry<br \/>I look like a caveman<br \/>Without a vocabulary<br \/>But I&#8217;m a whore on TV<br \/>Because ABC needs the ratings.<br \/>I hope that Trista picks me<br \/>Because my family doesn&#8217;t know I&#8217;m gay. <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Romantic Poem &#8212; by Ryan of The Bachelorette My name is Ryan, I put out firesI like dogs and football, I dislike liarsI went on TV to find a wife, because I amcuteMy mom told me that and&#8230;she plays the flute. I&#8217;m going to win this game because I make Trista cryWith my beautiful [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-11","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}