{"id":112,"date":"2004-01-29T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T00:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=112"},"modified":"2004-01-29T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-30T00:52:00","slug":"112","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"107542394240476877\"><span class=\"post\">More not-working-at-the-office fun. This is between my infamous brother and I. I think he misunderstood my question and thought I said, &#8220;do you ever wish I had a girlfriend.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: do you ever wish you had a girlfriend?<br \/>mshh234: no<br \/>Me: never?<br \/>Me: why not?<br \/>mshh234: no no<br \/>Me: why not?<br \/>mshh234: that is gay<br \/>mshh234: i don&#8217;t want a gay sister<\/p>\n<p>and then it continued&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: wait, i said, do you ever wish YOU had a girlfriend?<br \/>Me: not if you wish I had a girlfriend<br \/>mshh234: yes<br \/>Me: why?<br \/>mshh234: someone to talk to &amp; play with<br \/>Me: that would be good<br \/>Me: what kind of girls do you like?<br \/>mshh234: sehnse of humor girls and love to eat<br \/>Me: do you know anyone like that?<br \/>mshh234: yup<br \/>Me: who?<br \/>mshh234: you<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;awww. I LUVS MY MICHAEL! But you can&#8217;t have me. I&#8217;m dysfunctional.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More not-working-at-the-office fun. This is between my infamous brother and I. I think he misunderstood my question and thought I said, &#8220;do you ever wish I had a girlfriend.&#8221; Me: do you ever wish you had a girlfriend?mshh234: noMe: never?Me: why not?mshh234: no noMe: why not?mshh234: that is gaymshh234: i don&#8217;t want a gay sister [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-michael"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-112","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}