{"id":113,"date":"2004-01-29T18:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T01:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=113"},"modified":"2004-01-29T18:50:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-30T01:50:00","slug":"113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Name: <\/strong>Julia<\/p>\n

Nickname:<\/strong> BitchGetOffMyPorch!<\/p>\n

Age:<\/strong> 25<\/p>\n

Birthday:<\/strong> 6\/14<\/p>\n

Occupation:<\/strong> Writer<\/p>\n

# of Siblings:<\/strong> 1<\/p>\n

Would You Give Them a Kidney?<\/strong> yes<\/p>\n

Are You Friends With Your Parents?<\/strong> yes<\/p>\n

Favorite Movie:<\/strong> Welcome to the Dollhouse<\/p>\n

Favorite Actor\/Actress:<\/strong> Kevin Spacey. I’ll watch anything he’s in. \/ Helen Hunt<\/p>\n

Favorite Book:<\/strong> I Know This Much Is True (Wally Lamb), American Psycho (Bret Easton Ellis), Barrel Fever (David Sedaris), Only Love is Real (Brian Weiss)<\/p>\n

Favorite Band\/Singer:<\/strong> Since the Backstreet Boys are technically a “group,” I can’t decide. I listen to everything.<\/p>\n

Favorite Song: <\/strong>Oh, Eye of the Tiger, hands down. Best Make-Out Song. EVER. Or maybe, I Got You, Babe, by Sonny and Cher because they sound wasted. Seriously? I used to love Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover by Sophie B. Hawkins, until I found out that it’s a lesbian song. Okay, fine. I still do.<\/p>\n

Favorite Drink:<\/strong> Mojitos or Absolut Kurant and Gingerale. Oh…maybe they’re not looking for an alcoholic drink. Shoot, now I sound like I have a problem. I love that C&C grape drink…it’s a Japanese grape soda pumped up with vitamin C.<\/p>\n

Dream Car: <\/strong>A hot pink hovercraft<\/p>\n

Places You Would Most Like to Travel:<\/strong> Seattle, China, Italy, Germany, Egypt, back in time<\/p>\n

Luxury Item If You Were on Survivor:<\/strong> Toothbrush<\/p>\n

Favorite Quote:<\/strong> I wrote you a long letter because I didn’t have time to write you a short one.<\/p>\n

Favorite Word: <\/strong>what?<\/p>\n

Least Favorite Word:<\/strong> moist<\/p>\n

Favorite Cuss Word: <\/strong>punk-ass bitch<\/p>\n

[extra credit] James Lipton should be…shot or castrated and shot?<\/strong> shot, castrated and then his big, fat head bronzed<\/p>\n

Favorite Pick-Up Line:<\/strong> Sheeeit, baby, you so fine that if we was in prison, I’d totally make you my bitch.<\/p>\n

How Many People Have You Kissed:<\/strong> I am the make-out queen.<\/p>\n

How Many Of Those Were Conscious:<\/strong> Okay, none.<\/p>\n

In High School, I was a… <\/strong>…um, girl?<\/p>\n

If You Were Running From the Law–Mexico, Canada or The Backwoods of Arkansas? <\/strong>Man, they kill us slanty-eyed folks in Arkansas! I’m goin’ to Mexico. They’ve got cheap mango margaritas there…<\/p>\n

Are You Hot?<\/strong> Yes.<\/p>\n

I Mean, Are You Really Hot?<\/strong> Yes. Now get off my corner. I’m working.<\/p>\n

On a Scale of 1 to 10 [with 1 being, “Holy crap man, it wasn’t even human!”], Exactly How Bad Was He\/She the Sober Morning After?<\/strong> Man, you don’t even want to know. And this was every morning for two years.<\/p>\n

If You Could Be Any Person of the Opposite Sex, Who Would You Be?<\/strong> The lucky guy who gets to marry me. Okay, Owen Wilson. He’s smart and sexy, he co-wrote Rushmore and Royal Tenenbaums (both incredible movies), he gets away with a funky nose, he can pull off leather pants…and he’s from Texas. But the first thing I would do is ditch the hos and declare my love for my brother, Luke. Second choice, Michael Jordan. That guy could get away with murder.<\/p>\n

If You Could Meet Anyone in History, Who Would You Want to Meet?<\/strong> Carl Jung or Nikola Tesla.<\/p>\n

If You Could Sleep With Anyone in History, Would Would That Be?<\/strong> Um…………………I don’t know. I’d like to cuddle with Jimmy Stewart.<\/p>\n

If You Could Travel In Time, Where and Which Time Period Would You Go? <\/strong>4th Grade, my elementary school. I’ve got some ass to kick. Or maybe to Germany in the 1800s before all that shit went down.<\/p>\n

Do You Live in the Past, Present, or Future?<\/strong> Anything but the present.<\/p>\n

Do You Believe in Love At First Sight?<\/strong> I believe in lust at first sight. But on rare occasions, that might grudgingly turn into love.<\/p>\n

If You Had One Super-Power, What Would It Be?<\/strong> The ability to heal people.<\/p>\n

If You Were Granted 3 Wishes, What Would They Be? [more wishes is not an acceptable answer]<\/strong> World Peace, Universal Happiness, and a huge rack.<\/p>\n

Would You Rather Be Called Soulless or Gay?<\/strong> Gay, hands down<\/p>\n

Human Beings–Inherently Good or Predisposed to Evil?<\/strong> Inherently good but it takes work to be and do good, and sometimes people take the easy way out.<\/p>\n

What is Your Greatest Fear?<\/strong> That there’s nothing more beyond this mundane reality.<\/p>\n

What Is Your Biggest Regret In Life Thus Far? <\/strong>graduating from college early.<\/p>\n

Are You Happy?<\/strong> If by happy you mean chain-smoking, Lil-Debbie addicted, grotesquely fat, incorrigibly white and aspiring to kick my 35 year-old unemployed son out of the trailer because it’s about time he got a job and stopped livin’ off his mama, then no, I’m not happy.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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