{"id":1132,"date":"2007-07-10T17:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T00:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=1132"},"modified":"2007-07-10T17:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-11T00:03:00","slug":"1132","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=1132","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object height=\"355\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EwEk62HViIA&amp;rel=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Open letter to David Hassellhoff:<\/p>\n<p>1. Don&#8217;t dance. Ever.<br \/>2. Stop the plastic surgery. This is getting crazy.<br \/>3. How does one man&#8217;s ego get so big that it can suck it&#8217;s own dick?<br \/>4. Tell your editor to stop playing with video effects from the 80&#8217;s.<br \/>5. Don&#8217;t you have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oYj6TceYio0\"><span style=\"color:#aa77aa;\">hamburger<\/span><\/a> to eat?<\/p>\n<p>(video find courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/effingtheineffable.blogspot.com\/\"><span style=\"color:#99bbdd;\">effing the ineffable<\/span><\/a>)<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Open letter to David Hassellhoff: 1. Don&#8217;t dance. Ever.2. Stop the plastic surgery. This is getting crazy.3. How does one man&#8217;s ego get so big that it can suck it&#8217;s own dick?4. Tell your editor to stop playing with video effects from the 80&#8217;s.5. Don&#8217;t you have a hamburger to eat? (video find courtesy of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-1132","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}