{"id":1222,"date":"2007-09-25T15:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-25T22:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2007-09-25T15:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-25T22:24:00","slug":"1222","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=1222","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Thoughts I Had Today<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. Do we really need headlines for blog entries? Have we become such pussies that we need to first be prepared with an easy-to-swallow summary before we read anything? Swallow your freakin’ pills, kids. Seriously. You need to be learning this stuff.<\/p>\n

2. As long as you can understand I am the most unreliable contact in the world, but deep down, in a sincere but abstract way, I really do love you even if you can never find me at any given moment and I have a tendency to drop off the face of the earth for stretches of time, then yes. We can be friends.<\/p>\n

3. Why is it that when food is fried, people get so giddy?<\/p>\n

4. A handshake really does say a lot about a person. It’s like trying a key in a lock for the first time, and you have no idea if it will open the door.<\/p>\n

5. Do I want to be invisible or a mind reader? I haven’t quite decided.<\/p>\n

6. In One Corner–Tender Sensitive Therapy Addicts Who Have the Annoying Tendency of Being Comfortable with Oversharing in the Elevator.<\/p>\n

In the Other Corner — The Predators Who Go To Therapy Just So They Can Consistently Mindfuck Someone Who Is No Intellectual Match<\/p>\n

Watching the people coming in and out of the therapists’ office next door is like human fishtank porn.<\/p>\n

7. Men with money in Los Angeles have god complexes, no matter how ridiculous it is for some of these losers to have god complexes.<\/p>\n

8. I think I’ve been visiting people in their dreamscapes. I’ve been experimenting with gamma waves.<\/p>\n

9. Jesus loves you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thoughts I Had Today 1. Do we really need headlines for blog entries? Have we become such pussies that we need to first be prepared with an easy-to-swallow summary before we read anything? Swallow your freakin’ pills, kids. Seriously. You need to be learning this stuff. 2. As long as you can understand I am […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-1222","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}