brian is splayed out on the green couch in my office when he tells me:<\/p>\n
‘you’re evil.’<\/p>\n
i stop typing.<\/p>\n
‘stop mindfucking people,’ he says.<\/p>\n
‘what?!’<\/p>\n
i’m truly, okay only kinda, shocked.<\/p>\n
‘you know you do it. you have to stop it.’<\/p>\n
‘well-‘<\/p>\n
‘no.’<\/p>\n
‘it’s not exactly-‘<\/p>\n
‘no.’<\/p>\n
i think.<\/p>\n
‘deep down, they get off on it too.’<\/p>\n
brian sighs. walks out of the room. he says as he leaves,<\/p>\n
‘but it’s not right.’<\/p>\n
i put my head down on the desk.<\/p>\n
sigh.<\/p>\n
go do something else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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