{"id":1366,"date":"2008-04-01T22:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T05:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=1366"},"modified":"2008-04-01T22:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T05:20:00","slug":"1366","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=1366","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i have a theory.<\/p>\n<p>how many children of the 80&#8217;s have memories of being gassed with <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.modernmechanix.com\/2006\/03\/07\/the-gas-that-makes-you-laugh\/\">nitrous oxide<\/a> by that fucker, the dentist.<\/p>\n<p>and maybe he even gave you one of these:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184515326390827522\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_iCMEyfnxjU4\/R_MZOHoX-gI\/AAAAAAAAAJA\/pfbd9LlsuE8\/s320\/viewmaster.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>yeah, there&#8217;s my girl. that red one right there.<\/p>\n<p>so to recap, a doctor gets you high, distracts you with random, fantastical images as he inflicts great pain and terror on you. and this was a condoned societal ritual.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s like they begged for a generation of stoners.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have a theory. how many children of the 80&#8217;s have memories of being gassed with nitrous oxide by that fucker, the dentist. and maybe he even gave you one of these: yeah, there&#8217;s my girl. that red one right there. so to recap, a doctor gets you high, distracts you with random, fantastical images [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-1366","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}