{"id":1478,"date":"2008-06-02T01:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-02T08:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=1478"},"modified":"2008-06-02T01:38:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-02T08:38:00","slug":"1478","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=1478","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just explained to David what the term &#8220;blue balls&#8221; means while sitting next to some monks at Starbuck&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Why?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Because if you&#8217;re my friend and you decide to furnish your guest bathroom with blue balls of soap, then don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s not an open invitation for me to sneak in there and take a picture with them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207201248339519954\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_iCMEyfnxjU4\/SEOx8kk_adI\/AAAAAAAAAMY\/pD0torIDQeo\/s320\/of%3D50,590,442%5B1%5D.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just explained to David what the term &#8220;blue balls&#8221; means while sitting next to some monks at Starbuck&#8217;s. Why? Because if you&#8217;re my friend and you decide to furnish your guest bathroom with blue balls of soap, then don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s not an open invitation for me to sneak in there and take a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-1478","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}