fuck. mercury retrograde is messing with me. making it really hard to communicate.<\/p>\n
there’s progress. but then weird stuff i can’t explain. um…don’t get mad at me. left-brain mildly disabled as right goes majestic. it’s never flexed so hard. i’m doing the best to navigate but just smile, laugh at it all and we’ll get through this okay??? good god, help us…<\/p>\n
no, i’m kidding. we’ll be okay. we’ll be better than okay, better than we imagined. just stay relaxed, everyone focus.<\/p>\n
e-x-p-a-n-s-i-o-n<\/p>\n
you’ll see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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