{"id":1675,"date":"2008-09-27T07:24:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-27T14:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=1675"},"modified":"2008-09-27T07:24:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-27T14:24:00","slug":"1675","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=1675","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

i am watching some dutch melodrama on nickelodeon . isn’t this a channel for kids?<\/p>\n

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there’s tuxedoed boy-girl drama and tears and sobbing and best-friend hugs and pep talks and a giant poster of wentworth miller. then they cut to dark alleyways and there are slutty bitch girls and old lady landlords and a stuffed raven for some reason. now there’s screaming and a girl in a porn-cut “businesswoman” suit and i’m terrified it’s going to turn into a european porn. i really wish there were subtitles because this shit is uninterpretable.<\/div>\n
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oh, now there’s a soliloquy from an old man in a bathrobe sitting in the dark amidst stuffed ravens as dark villain music plays. now it all makes sense.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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