{"id":182,"date":"2004-03-05T12:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-05T19:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=182"},"modified":"2004-03-05T12:46:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-05T19:46:00","slug":"182","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"107851600987850946\"><span class=\"post\"><strong>This Is The Last Time I Sleep For 12 Hours&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I had the weirdest dream last night. I was back in my hometown for a high school reunion, but I guess I missed it because I was at the gym beforehand, and when it was time to leave, I couldn&#8217;t remember which locker I had put my bag in. It took me hours and finally, I realized that I didn&#8217;t even bring in a bag&#8230;I had left it in my car. So I walked home because for some reason, I couldn&#8217;t find my car by that point either, and I saw this tall skinny blond guy walking up my hill. So I was talking to him about life, his family, etc., and i kept thinking, he looks really young, like 18 or 19 years old. We got to the gate at the front of the neighborhood and I saw some girls that I used to hate in high school. So I said hi but kept walking with him, but as we round this one corner, he grabs me and presses me up against a trailer parked on the side of the road and starts making out with me. I tell him, not here, because I don&#8217;t want the girls to see, but he picks me up, pulls me behind the trailer and I&#8217;m thinking THIS GUY IS SO YOUNG THIS IS WRONG! but then it&#8217;s over as quickly as it started (he didn&#8217;t even get his pants off and he was done). So I&#8217;m like, uh, okay, well, I&#8217;m gonna keep walking home because I&#8217;m late for something. So I go home and later someone tells me, hey, did you see Timothy McVeigh walking in the neighborhood today? And I&#8217;m thinking, WHAT THE FUCK? DID I JUST&#8230;eeeeeeeeeeeeew.<\/p>\n<p>Analyze THAT, Freud! <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Is The Last Time I Sleep For 12 Hours&#8230; I had the weirdest dream last night. I was back in my hometown for a high school reunion, but I guess I missed it because I was at the gym beforehand, and when it was time to leave, I couldn&#8217;t remember which locker I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-182","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}