i’m sitting here writing, and there are two repair people fixing my dryer (a man and a woman) out of view on the other side of the kitchen. here are snippets that i’m overhearing. now imagine me sitting in my living room, typing this all out, quietly giggling.<\/p>\n
Woman: How far do we have to pull it out?
Man: Enough to get my fat ass back there.<\/p>\n
Woman: Be careful of the pipes.
Man: It’s okay, I know what I’m doing.<\/p>\n
Woman: We’re going to have to pull out more.
Man: I think I have enough room to make this happen.<\/p>\n
Woman: (breathlessly) Oh, you’re almost there…you’re almost there…oh yeah, you’re almost there.
Man: (grunts)<\/p>\n
Woman: I wanna get back there to see this. Oh God, why am I so fat…oh, it’s just a little piece. It’s just a little piece that you have to pull off.
Man: I think you can totally work it from the front.<\/p>\n
(I struggled so hard to keep my laughing silent that I got a side cramp)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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