{"id":245,"date":"2004-04-15T17:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-16T00:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=245"},"modified":"2004-04-15T17:28:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-16T00:28:00","slug":"245","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=245","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"108207531061684594\"><span class=\"post\"><strong>New Pussy Won&#8217;t Do Your Taxes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fuuuuck. My taxes are finally done and in the mail. And not only am I finally dissolving my corporation like I&#8217;ve been threatening to do for years, but I got out of the creepy and inappropriate hug that my tax guy likes to give me each year because I went in sick. Hell yeah, it&#8217;s a good week. Despite the fact that I owe this year. I had no idea I didn&#8217;t have 9 dependents. You would think that Peyote, my lazy ma&#8217;fuckin turtle, should count for at least 2 with how much angst he directs at me.<\/p>\n<p>God, being at work is so damn boring. I&#8217;d rather be in Bora Bora. <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Pussy Won&#8217;t Do Your Taxes Fuuuuck. My taxes are finally done and in the mail. And not only am I finally dissolving my corporation like I&#8217;ve been threatening to do for years, but I got out of the creepy and inappropriate hug that my tax guy likes to give me each year because I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-245","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}