{"id":25,"date":"2003-04-15T17:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-16T00:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=25"},"modified":"2003-04-15T17:21:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-16T00:21:00","slug":"25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"92682691\"><span class=\"post\">This was a transcript of an IM session that gave birth to a movie idea. The topic beforehand was about a sexy guy.<\/p>\n<p>Me: will there be imminent lovemaking?<br \/>LaurenAHooch: how could he resist my charms..<br \/>Me: that&#8217;s what i&#8217;m talkin bout<br \/>LaurenAHooch: imminent..i like that&#8230;sounds like some sort of plague or something<br \/>Me: the Black Imminent Lovemaking Plague of 2003<br \/>Me: oooh&#8230;how so many succumbed!!<br \/>LaurenAHooch: you are making me crack up here<br \/>Me: we should write a script about it<br \/>Me: it would actually make a great porn movie<br \/>Me: the country shuts down as people are self-quarantined in their bedrooms with the black imminent lovemaking plague<br \/>LaurenAHooch: sign me up for service<br \/>Me: it opens with a woman, her clothes in tatters as she just barely escapes a frenzied mob of men showing symptoms of the plague, screaming into the camera, what about the children?!?!<br \/>LaurenAHooch: im ready to be all that i can be<br \/>Me: and then someone points to a writhing pile of flesh and appendages and says, they&#8217;re in there!<br \/>Me: it&#8217;s sick but true<br \/>Me: it&#8217;s a work of non-fiction<br \/>LaurenAHooch: is this still a porn? needs to be more sex<br \/>Me: it is more sex!<br \/>Me: it&#8217;s one big orgy that spills out into the streets!<br \/>Me: they keep bringing in the national guard but they too succumb to the plague<br \/>LaurenAHooch: ohhhhhhh&#8230;&#8230;im liking the sound of this one<br \/>Me: mmmm&#8230;men in uniforms<br \/>LaurenAHooch: who would play the lead&#8230;<br \/>Me: why we would co-lead, of course!<br \/>LaurenAHooch: that&#8217;s what im talkin about<br \/>Me: we&#8217;ll be the people who are originally infected with the plague on a trip to amsterdam after getting free tickets to a suspicious yet deliciously raunchy show in the backroom of some seedy hostel<br \/>LaurenAHooch: more&#8230;more<br \/>Me: another aspect of the plague is that people turn homosexual when exposed to water (like in gremlins) and autoerotic when they eat after midnight<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was a transcript of an IM session that gave birth to a movie idea. 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