{"id":262,"date":"2004-04-23T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-23T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=262"},"modified":"2004-04-23T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-23T23:00:00","slug":"262","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=262","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Good Lord. So my impulsive curiosity has once again led me down an alley I really didn’t need to be in. My Jewish coworker’s wife is due to deliver a son in September so naturally, during our Friday meeting today, we were talking about circumcision. Realizing that I don’t know how the surgery technically works, I looked it up online. And found this site.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.cirp.org\/library\/procedure\/plastibell\/<\/p>\n

Yes, I still have no idea how it works because I was too busy trying to close the window that the page was on with my eyes closed and my body twisted as far away from the computer monitor as possible.<\/p>\n

OH MY GOD. So I just went and asked the guys to explain how a circumcision works because I couldn’t stomach the site. So one guy just told me that the way they used to do it would be…when the baby is 8 days old, they would give him wine, perform the surgery, and then the rabbi would suck on the baby’s penis to get the bleeding to stop.<\/p>\n

Yes, some Jewish boys start out life by getting drunk and getting a blowjob from a rabbi.<\/p>\n

Maybe this explains why the Jewish guys I’ve dated have been so fucked up.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Good Lord. So my impulsive curiosity has once again led me down an alley I really didn’t need to be in. My Jewish coworker’s wife is due to deliver a son in September so naturally, during our Friday meeting today, we were talking about circumcision. Realizing that I don’t know how the surgery technically works, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-262","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}