{"id":2634,"date":"2009-11-14T02:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T09:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=2634"},"modified":"2009-11-14T02:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T09:55:00","slug":"2634","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=2634","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">That&#8217;s Not the Point<\/p>\n<p>To: Rie<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">From: Julia<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">11\/14\/2009 12:15:51 AM<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just sitting at the bar and this lesbian one seat over reaches under her friend&#8217;s elbows and hits me on the arm a couple of times. I look over like what the fuck just happened, and she&#8217;s just sitting there, staring straight ahead pretending she didn&#8217;t. Is this some kind of lesbian tribal dance?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">From: Rie<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">To: Julia<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">11\/14\/2009 12:23:56 AM<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Is she cute?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">From: Julia<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">To: Rie<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">11\/14\/2009 12:24:58 AM<\/span><\/p>\n<p>She looks like a catty gay man wearing a short blond wig. tattoos.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">From: Rie<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">To: Julia<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">11\/14\/2009 12:52:59 AM<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ewwwwww<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s Not the Point To: RieFrom: Julia11\/14\/2009 12:15:51 AM I&#8217;m just sitting at the bar and this lesbian one seat over reaches under her friend&#8217;s elbows and hits me on the arm a couple of times. I look over like what the fuck just happened, and she&#8217;s just sitting there, staring straight ahead pretending she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-2634","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}