{"id":2698,"date":"2009-11-28T03:07:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-28T10:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=2698"},"modified":"2009-11-28T03:07:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-28T10:07:00","slug":"2698","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=2698","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i haven&#8217;t been on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisiswhyyourefat.com\/\">this is why you&#8217;re fat<\/a>\u00a0site since the summer, but after my internet browsing the other day discovered the Parmo, i had to visit. amazing. so many new submissions. like watching a gruesome car crash. or felony-level food porn.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>like this:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_iCMEyfnxjU4\/SxD3NHpV53I\/AAAAAAAAAqU\/vFdMoxwlVn4\/s400\/fat+ugly.JPG\" \/><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\">The Big Fat Ugly<br \/><\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style: italic;\">A sandwich filled with four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n\u2019 cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalape\u00f1o poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup on two rolls.<\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>how does something like that not instantly kill a person?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>and this monstrosity, inspired by the Saturday Night Live Taco-Town Taco:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_iCMEyfnxjU4\/SxD44Wyin7I\/AAAAAAAAAqc\/_Pqgz5JXPdE\/s1600\/tacotown.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_iCMEyfnxjU4\/SxD44Wyin7I\/AAAAAAAAAqc\/_Pqgz5JXPdE\/s400\/tacotown.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409096799545892786\" style=\"display: block; 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