{"id":2714,"date":"2009-12-01T01:21:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T08:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=2714"},"modified":"2010-04-21T12:24:15","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T19:24:15","slug":"2714","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=2714","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

At the Warriors\/Pacers game tonight, my cousin comes up to me and before even saying hi, asks… “Are your boobs real?”<\/p>\n

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This was not a question I was expecting at all but I tell her, “Yes. Why?”<\/div>\n
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“Oh, because my mom thinks they’re fake. I told her they were real but she won’t believe me.”<\/div>\n
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“What?”<\/div>\n
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“And my dad insists they’re fake. He said you got ’em done in LA.”<\/div>\n
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I’m laughing, this is so absurd. I realize that earlier at the game was the first time her parents have seen me since I left for Seattle, before my body transformed.<\/div>\n
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“Tell them they’re what happens when you cook with real butter,” I tell her.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At the Warriors\/Pacers game tonight, my cousin comes up to me and before even saying hi, asks… “Are your boobs real?” This was not a question I was expecting at all but I tell her, “Yes. Why?” “Oh, because my mom thinks they’re fake. I told her they were real but she won’t believe me.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-2714","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2714"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4702,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714\/revisions\/4702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}