from 4\/9\/08, 1:36am. wtf. my guess is i was fed up with someone, but still in a whimsical mood.<\/p>\n
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you’re not the first to cross oceans for me.<\/em><\/p>\n i’ve had entire indigenous tribes come knocking on my door.<\/em><\/p>\n they bring their tools because they have to carve statues of me or the gods will eat their babies. scientists are hard at work creating a male womb so men can catch my seed spielberg’s directing a movie about my life story. angelina jolie was supposed to play me, but i asked for someone less homely and less ethnic.<\/em><\/p>\n my breasts were just named Time’s People of the Year.<\/em><\/p>\n sometimes i tell people i’m a lesbian who lost her vagina in the war just so they can go on living after the rejection.<\/em><\/p>\n it’s okay to cry over me.<\/em><\/p>\n most men do<\/em><\/p>\n i’m one of a kind and the loss can be quite devastating. from 4\/9\/08, 1:36am. wtf. my guess is i was fed up with someone, but still in a whimsical mood. a measurement of dick you’re not the first to cross oceans for me. i’ve had entire indigenous tribes come knocking on my door. they bring their tools because they have to carve statues of me or […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-3447","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3447"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6011,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3447\/revisions\/6011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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