{"id":348,"date":"2004-06-23T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-23T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=348"},"modified":"2004-06-23T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-23T18:55:00","slug":"348","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hump Day Means Office Productivity Day<\/strong><\/p>\n

jckurily:<\/strong> what other bad movies did we see
Me:<\/strong> i don’t know about bad but we saw red dragon (where you threatened to punch me in the head)
jckurily:<\/strong> in the face, julia.. not the head
Me:<\/strong> that’s right, in the face
Me:<\/strong> i’ll remember your fist when i try not to get scared watching gothika
jckurily:<\/strong> trust me, you wont get scared from gothika
jckurily:<\/strong> you will laugh and hate yourself for renting it
Me:<\/strong> self-loathing…the best kind of effect from a video rental
jckurily: <\/strong>it is… thats my motto
Me:<\/strong> if it doesn’t make me want to kill myself from disgust, then it’s not worth renting
jckurily<\/strong>: they have a whole section dedicated to that area
Me:<\/strong> like next to Special Interest and Academy Awards?
jckurily:<\/strong> exactly… but you have to show a special card in order to rent these movies
Me:<\/strong> you mean your anti-depressant prescription
jckurily:<\/strong> or a used condom
Me:<\/strong> if you have a used condom, you don’t need self-loathing videos cuz you’re getting some
jckurily:<\/strong> unless, you were so desperate, you pretend to get a used condom because you really cant get any so you need to get these videos to fill the void
Me:<\/strong> whoa
Me:<\/strong> we’re theorizing about someone bringing a used condom to hollywood video
Me: <\/strong>that’s funny, because i was seriously thinking about the psychological elements of what you just said
jckurily:<\/strong> and what is that?
Me:<\/strong> that someone must be real fucked up in the head to fake a used condom to take out a video. :-)
Me:<\/strong> not considering the fact we’re probably real messed up for theorizing about a world where one must present a used condom to take out a video that is recommended to having the effect of making one want to kill himself
jckurily:<\/strong> or people who talk about people who theorize about people who would go to HV with a used condom to rent movies that are bad
Me:<\/strong> or people who think about wanting to talk about people who theorize about people who would go to hv with a used condom to rent movies that are bad
jckurily:<\/strong> or people who point out people who think about wanting to talk about people who theorize about people who would go to hv with a used condom to rent movies that are bad
Me:<\/strong> or people who passively sit by and encourage people who point out people who think about wanting to talk about people who theorize about people who would go to hv with a used condom to rent movies that are bad
jckurily: <\/strong>or people who unjustly accuse that a person is passively sitting by and encouraging people who point out people who think about wanting to talk about people who theorize about people who would go to hv with a used condom to rent movies that are bad
Me:<\/strong> or people who never explained the dangers of prejudice and ignorance to people who unjustly accuse that a person is passively sitting by and encouraging people who point out people who think about wanting to talk about people who theorize about people who would go to hv with a used condom to rent movies that are bad.<\/p>\n

jckurily:<\/strong> have you seen my baseball?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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