From Psych:<\/p>\n
“So I took her back to my room? I never do that. Is it possible I have game?”<\/p>\n
“Apparently you did last night. She was quite taken with you.”<\/p>\n
“Really!”<\/p>\n
“No. She’s a prostitute.”<\/p>\n
“C’mon.”<\/p>\n
“Think about it. You met in a hotel bar.”<\/p>\n
“Plus her name was Ginger, Donny. Throughout history there’s only two Gingers who weren’t prostitutes. Ginger Rogers, and Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. And I still have suspicions about the latter. In fact, Gus. I’ve made my decision. She was a dirty pirate hooker.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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