{"id":418,"date":"2004-08-16T14:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-16T21:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=418"},"modified":"2004-08-16T14:03:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-16T21:03:00","slug":"418","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"109269104713560335\"><span class=\"post\"><strong>Fuck You Mercury Retrograde<\/strong><br \/><strong>(this very special fuck you offer is good for August 9th thru Sept. 2nd)<\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/>Things that have malfunctioned this retrograde:<\/p>\n<p>My computer<br \/>My laptop<br \/>My computer at work<br \/>My alarm clock<br \/>My Site Meter<br \/>My Blogger (the publishing side. Any of you guys getting a crapload of error messages too?)<br \/><s>My vibrator<\/s><br \/>My car CD adapter<br \/>My CD burner<br \/>My IPod<br \/>My company&#8217;s telephone system<br \/>My attention span<\/p>\n<p>This has been a BAD one.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, what is with me and catching people have sex? I went to Venice Beach yesterday and there was this trashy middle-aged Hispanic couple just going at it missionary style in the middle of the beach. Nevermind all the kids running around nearby. Account of my Venice Beach excursion to come. <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck You Mercury Retrograde(this very special fuck you offer is good for August 9th thru Sept. 2nd)Things that have malfunctioned this retrograde: My computerMy laptopMy computer at workMy alarm clockMy Site MeterMy Blogger (the publishing side. Any of you guys getting a crapload of error messages too?)My vibratorMy car CD adapterMy CD burnerMy IPodMy company&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-418","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}