{"id":425,"date":"2004-08-20T00:56:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-20T07:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=425"},"modified":"2004-08-20T00:56:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-20T07:56:00","slug":"425","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=425","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

“Would You Date A Guy Who’s Bi?” Part II:<\/strong>
The Most Amusing Lunch Hour a Girl Could Ask For<\/span>
<\/p>\n

So I ran into that one freaky lawyer again. No, not the good-freaky lawyer. The bad one who was cute and coming on strong, but who I didn’t want anything to do with when I found out he had a girlfriend. And then he ended up telling me that he had given\/received blowjobs from guys. <\/a><\/span>(Read Part I: The March 19th Posting)<\/a><\/p>\n

So I run into him and we’re small-talking and he cuts to the chase… “What are you doing tonight?”
“My brother’s in town.”
“That’s too bad. I thought maybe we could get together.”
[I smile, amused, and say…]
“I don’t know what your deal is yet.”
“What do you mean?”
“Last time we talked, we were gonna get together, but then you told me you had a girlfriend, and then you told me you go down on guys.”
“As I recall, you were the one who had a problem with me having a girlfriend.”
“So how is she?”
“She’s out of town this week.”
“Of course she is. So you still playing around behind her back with boys and girls?”
[game on! A long brooding pause. Finally, he says…]
“I’m an open-minded person and I like to experiment and try everything at least once, but I can say that I really, really don’t find sleeping with men that attractive.”
“Last time I talked to you, you were getting blowjobs.”
“I’d say I’ve progressed a little past that since we last spoke.”
“How so.”
“I’ve given a few and I got fucked once.”
“Oh yeah? How was it?”
“It was fun.”
“But you’re not attracted to men.”
[he doesn’t answer. I say…]
“I think the idea of two guys fucking is hot.”
“Oh yeah? You ever watch?”
“I’ve only seen video clips. My roommate’s into tits and I watch gay porn. How funny is that?”
[His eyes instantly look mildly feverish]
“What if I came over and I fucked your roommate while you watched?”
“Are you serious?”
“Yeah, totally.”
“No way.”
“Why not. It’d be really fun. For all of us.”
“Because it’s weird.”
“I think you’d like it.”
“You’re not coming over.”
“Why not.”
“Because my roommate has standards.”
****************<\/p>\n

That’s when I had to end the conversation because, obviously, the conversation was getting really weird. I mean, it started off weird, but it was going off the charts. This guy is totally clean-cut, normal-looking, intelligent, abercrombie-ish cute (if you can look past the intellectual-commando litigator swagger). You would never suspect he was such a cheating bastard. I get such a kick out of how open he is about this stuff, but I guess I bring out the honesty in people. Haha, this guy is gonna be the governor of New Jersey someday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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