{"id":431,"date":"2004-08-24T21:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=431"},"modified":"2004-08-24T21:21:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-25T04:21:00","slug":"431","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=431","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"109340802744453719\"><span class=\"post\"><strong>For August &#8211; No More Sex Life<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One year ago, my roommate, Brian, moved in. He was quickly inducted into the experience of a Michael Summer Break Visit, which resulted in Michael&#8217;s infamous post-it on my fridge, &#8220;For August &#8211; No More Sex Life.&#8221;<br \/><small><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">( <\/span><\/a><\/small><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/jpchunderbutt.blogspot.com\/2003_08_01_jpchunderbutt_archive.html\"><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">See 8\/25 Posting.<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">)<\/span><br \/><small><\/small><br \/><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><small>Michael is staying with me again. And Brian just came into my office to mention that one year later, Michael&#8217;s here again, it&#8217;s August, and still&#8230;no sex life for us. <\/small><br \/><small><\/small><br \/><small>Gosh. That&#8217;s really sad.<\/small> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For August &#8211; No More Sex Life One year ago, my roommate, Brian, moved in. He was quickly inducted into the experience of a Michael Summer Break Visit, which resulted in Michael&#8217;s infamous post-it on my fridge, &#8220;For August &#8211; No More Sex Life.&#8221;( See 8\/25 Posting.)Michael is staying with me again. And Brian just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-431","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}