{"id":45,"date":"2003-07-27T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-28T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=45"},"modified":"2003-07-27T20:26:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-28T03:26:00","slug":"45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"105936277813675856\"><span class=\"post\">I have survived the invasion of the family on my sanctuary. My mom changed the poem on my computer&#8211;<strong>a self portrait<\/strong> julia is an artist who cannot find the strength to put on pants&#8211;to julia is an artist who WILL find the strength to put on pants. Like she&#8217;s trying to be all inspirational and shit like, &#8220;C&#8217;mon, Julia, I BELIEVE in you. You can put those pants on! One leg at a time!&#8221; It&#8217;s kind of sweet but don&#8217;t mess with my poetry!<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m developing Tourette&#8217;s. I almost blurted out, &#8220;MOTHAFUCKER!&#8221; while in a meeting with my boss (the girl with the supposed hairy ass) while she briefed me on a procedure. That would have been a very embarrassing situation. I don&#8217;t think a cover of, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. I SWORE I saw a typo on page 5 but I was wrong&#8221; would have prevented my prompt firing.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s mood: Tentatively cheerful<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have survived the invasion of the family on my sanctuary. My mom changed the poem on my computer&#8211;a self portrait julia is an artist who cannot find the strength to put on pants&#8211;to julia is an artist who WILL find the strength to put on pants. Like she&#8217;s trying to be all inspirational and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-45","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}