{"id":476,"date":"2004-09-12T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-13T04:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=476"},"modified":"2004-09-12T21:46:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-13T04:46:00","slug":"476","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=476","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>While the Cat Was Away&#8230;<\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/>While Brian was away, I:<\/p>\n<p>-spent the entire weekend walking around in my bra, basking in air conditioning.<\/p>\n<p>-watched documentaries about child molestors<\/p>\n<p>-stared at my reflection in the oven for an hour<\/p>\n<p>-sang 80s songs loud enough for Bitch Downstairs Anna to hear.<\/p>\n<p>-played guitar for hours on end.<\/p>\n<p>-wrote a song. Called my mom to play it for her and she said, &#8220;That&#8217;s nice. Now back to me&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-worried about being stalked<\/p>\n<p>-gave Peyote a lesson in sex ed. I used a textbook about humans though, because I don&#8217;t know what turtle sex is supposed to be like.<\/p>\n<p>-wanted to go to 7-11 but thought that was too far of a drive.<\/p>\n<p>-Thought about making a booty call to a male friend who&#8217;s into Jesus. Thought that was too sick of a sick joke.<\/p>\n<p>-Thought about booty calling Reggie, a very cute actor. But he&#8217;s probably mad at me because I never call him back.<\/p>\n<p>-Thought about how silly it is that I&#8217;m thinking about making booty calls when I obviously don&#8217;t have the guts.<\/p>\n<p>-Went to the Tar Pits. Walked through the museum. There are these pump things that simulate what it&#8217;s like to be stuck in tar. I thought, this would be a great workout for your arms. Rolled down the grassy knoll outside. Listened to the folk musician standing outside. Some song about a &#8220;cigarette pie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Went to a bbq at Whitney&#8217;s. Made a lot of sausage jokes.<\/p>\n<p>-basically, BEHAVED myself.<\/p>\n<p>(thank you)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While the Cat Was Away&#8230;While Brian was away, I: -spent the entire weekend walking around in my bra, basking in air conditioning. -watched documentaries about child molestors -stared at my reflection in the oven for an hour -sang 80s songs loud enough for Bitch Downstairs Anna to hear. -played guitar for hours on end. -wrote [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-476","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}