{"id":489,"date":"2004-09-22T22:24:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T05:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=489"},"modified":"2004-09-22T22:24:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T05:24:00","slug":"489","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Snippets from Club Manic Theatre:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Interior.Living Room. Night<\/strong>
[Julia enters.]<\/strong>
<\/strong>
Julia:<\/strong> Dude, Brian, I just picked up my first spider!
Brian:<\/strong> WHAT???
Julia:<\/strong> I think I just took a huge step in confronting my arachnophobia.
Brian:<\/strong> OHHHH. I thought you said something about you killed a fighter<\/em>.
(to Lauren)
<\/strong>I’m laying on the couch watching TV this morning and this bitch comes walking up to the doorway, just like this…
[He staggers through the door with his eyes barely open]<\/strong>
…I was up until four in the morning…….playing video games. <\/em>In her t-shirt…and black panties. And I’m like, gooooood god. Jesus fucking christ, not in the morning.” And I’m like, “Girl. Pull up your panties!”
Julia:<\/strong> Dude. Why are you messing with me?
Brian:<\/strong> I’m NOT messing with you!
Julia [walking back to her room]: <\/strong>Whatever. I was just telling you that I picked up a spider.
Brian: <\/strong>That’s great!
Julia:<\/strong> Fuck you.
Brian (angry):<\/strong> What the fuck? I’m trying to tell you that’s great and you tell me fuck you.
Julia:<\/strong> You’re just mad that I didn’t tell you about that guy.
Brian:<\/strong> Pshhh…I don’t give a fuck. So next time you freak out because there’s a spider in your room, you won’t irritate the hell out of me about it.
Julia:<\/strong> Well, I can’t guarantee that I can do it again. This may be a one time thing.
Brian:<\/strong> Well if you can do something once, you can do it again.
Julia:<\/strong> You think so?
Brian:<\/strong> Yeah, like fucking a guy on a massage table and acting like nothing happened I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU PLAYED ME!!! This whole time!! You TOTALLY played that off like, that guy was gross, he was all weird and had weird shit in his house, eeeeew<\/em>…and you totally FUCKED HIM.
Julia: <\/strong>You had no idea?
Brian:<\/strong> I had NO idea! This WHOLE time. You totally played it off like you were weirded out by him. You told me, I thought he was a freak, I got weirded out, I came home early<\/em> and I BELIEVED you!
Lauren:<\/strong> But meanwhile. You fucked him.
Julia:<\/strong> Isn’t it weird, all the secrets people have? I have so many secrets that no one in the world who knows me has any idea about.
Lauren:<\/strong> I don’t think I have any secrets. I pretty much tell people everything.
Julia:<\/strong> Come on. You’re Scorpio Moon. You MUST.
Lauren:<\/strong> Well…..yeah. I guess I do have a few secrets.
Julia:<\/strong> Like what?
Brian:<\/strong> Her huge dong.
Lauren:<\/strong> I just shave and tuck away. Shave…and tuck away.
Julia:<\/strong> Why shave?
Lauren:<\/strong> Well…the hair gets caught in my zipper. And it’s really uncomfortable.<\/p>\n

10 minutes later<\/strong>
<\/strong>
Lauren:<\/strong> Okay, I’m gonna go now.
Brian (in an English Accent):<\/strong> Roight. Roight roight roight roight roight.
Lauren (in an aristocratic accent):<\/strong> Ciao! Ciao for now!
Brian:<\/strong> Roight, roight roight roight.
Lauren:<\/strong> Ciao! Ciao for now!
Brian:<\/strong> Roight roight roight.
Lauren:<\/strong> Ciao!<\/p>\n

[Brian closes the door]<\/strong>
<\/strong>
(dude. Our place? Weird shit goes down).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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