{"id":502,"date":"2004-09-30T08:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-30T15:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=502"},"modified":"2004-09-30T08:55:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-30T15:55:00","slug":"502","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Some of my favorite quotes from Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion:<\/strong><\/p>\n

[looking at yearbook pictures]
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Oh my God! Remember what a big controversy it was for us to have our picture taken together?
Michele<\/span><\/a> : Yeah, because Danny Weller like, lodged that complaint. Because alphabetically he was supposed to be between us.
Romy<\/span><\/a> : So we said: “OK Danny. If you want to be between us, come to Michele’s house on Friday night and we’ll be waiting.”
Michele<\/span><\/a> : And then he showed up, and we were like: “Danny, it was a joke!”
Romy<\/span><\/a> : And then we turned the sprinklers on him! [both laugh hysterically]
Michele<\/span><\/a> : Oh my God! [abruptly stops laughing]
Michele<\/span><\/a> : Didn’t he die?
Romy<\/span><\/a> : I think so.<\/p>\n

******<\/p>\n

Heather<\/span><\/a> : Why are you tormenting me? Why don’t you go fuck a sheep, or your sister, or YOURSELF? Braindead redneck asshole!<\/p>\n

******
Clarence: By the way, I never fucked a sheep or my sister.
Heather: Why? You couldn’t catch them?<\/p>\n

******<\/p>\n

Romy<\/span><\/a> : Hey, um, great suit. Is that an Armani?
Suit Salesman<\/span><\/a> : Yes. Yes, it is.
Romy<\/span><\/a> : I thought so. So, what do you do?
Suit Salesman<\/span><\/a> : I’m a suit salesman.
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.<\/p>\n

******<\/p>\n

Michele<\/span><\/a> : Oh my God, you did it!
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Yeah, I did.
Michele<\/span><\/a> : What did you have to do?
Romy<\/span><\/a> : I had to give everyone in the service department hand jobs.
Michele<\/span><\/a> : Well, while you were doing that, I made us a tape of all the nostalgic songs from high school to get us in the mood.
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Michele?
Michele<\/span><\/a> : What?
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Do you really think I would do that? For a car?
[Michele stares blankly]<\/em>
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Just get in.
Michele<\/span><\/a> : O.K.<\/p>\n

******
Heather<\/span><\/a> : Do you live with Michele Weinberger?
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Yeah.
Heather<\/span><\/a> : I just figured she’d be married to Sandy by now.
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Sandy Frink?
Heather<\/span><\/a> : Yes, Sandy Frink! He could barely contain his erection every time she walked by! Why do you think he always carried around that huge notebook?
Romy<\/span><\/a> : The Frink-a-zoid and Michele… I’m sure! Besides, didn’t *you* have a thing for Sandy in high school?
Heather<\/span><\/a> : I did not have a THING! I did not have a thing, I did NOT have a THING! I was VERY much in love with him! VERY much in love and there’s a difference!
[to customer behind her<\/em>]
Heather<\/span><\/a> : There’s a difference!
[to Romy<\/em>]
Heather<\/span><\/a> : There’s a difference!
[whispers<\/em>]
I have to go now.<\/p>\n

******
Toby Walters<\/span><\/a> : Since you never got around to it in high school, I was wondering if you would sign my yearbook. And please don’t tell me to fuck off, because it really hurts my feelings.
Heather<\/span><\/a> : I hurt your feelings?
Toby Walters<\/span><\/a> : Yeah, all the time.
Heather<\/span><\/a> : Tremendous! That’s tremendous! Go get your stupid yearbook, I would be happy to sign it!<\/p>\n

******
Heather<\/span><\/a> : This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.<\/p>\n

******
Michele<\/span><\/a> : For me, it’s like I’ve just given birth to my own baby girl, except she’s like a big giant girl who smokes and says “shit” a lot. You know?<\/p>\n

******<\/p>\n

Romy<\/span><\/a> : I’ve been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.
Michele<\/span><\/a> : That’s impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes? <\/p>\n

******
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Well, anyways, are you going?
Heather<\/span><\/a> : [referring to her cigarette<\/em>] I’d rather put this out in my ass! <\/p>\n

******
Michele<\/span><\/a> : Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever. <\/p>\n

******
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Well at least she’s not the one who got *fat*.
Christie<\/span><\/a> : We’re pregnant, you half-wit.
Romy<\/span><\/a> : Yeah, well, I hope your babies look like monkeys! <\/p>\n

******
Michele<\/span><\/a> : I’m the Mary, and you’re the Rhoda.
Romy<\/span><\/a> : YOU’RE the Rhoda, you’re the Jewish one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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