{"id":528,"date":"2004-10-16T15:43:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T22:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=528"},"modified":"2004-10-16T15:43:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-16T22:43:00","slug":"528","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=528","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Tonight&#8217;s Episode Brought to You by the Word, &#8220;Lesbian&#8221;<\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/>&#8220;Lesbians are like buffalo. They move in herds, and it takes more than one bullet to bring one down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Brian<\/p>\n<p>Top 5 things that weaken my claim of being straight:<\/p>\n<p>1. I played softball<br \/>2. I want Ellen DeGeneres to be my best friend<br \/>3. I have a Xena magnet on my fridge<br \/>4. I always said that if I became a stripper, I would work it to the Garbage song, &#8220;Queer.&#8221;<br \/>5. This picture&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight&#8217;s Episode Brought to You by the Word, &#8220;Lesbian&#8221;&#8220;Lesbians are like buffalo. They move in herds, and it takes more than one bullet to bring one down.&#8221; -Brian Top 5 things that weaken my claim of being straight: 1. I played softball2. I want Ellen DeGeneres to be my best friend3. I have a Xena [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-528","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}