{"id":537,"date":"2004-10-25T10:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-25T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=537"},"modified":"2004-10-25T10:04:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-25T17:04:00","slug":"537","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Weekend Recap<\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/>So I was supposed to go to Portland this weekend (spontaneous trip) but Orbitz screwed me so badly with the hotel reservations that I just cancelled the trip last minute on Friday. Which was probably better because I guess I had made plans to go out with that guy Jon on Friday and considering I had cancelled on him twice already, it would probably be bad for him to call me and for me to say, &#8220;Oh! I left the state. Oops.&#8221; But then again, I was tired after work anyway, so I didn&#8217;t want to go out with him. He&#8217;s 23, cute and sweet and lives in Orange Country. Translation = A Geographically Undesirable Distraction.<\/p>\n<p>So I spent the weekend at home, because I was really tired, just trying to rest up because I haven&#8217;t been sleeping much during the week. Spent some quality time with my turtle.<\/p>\n<p>Went and saw <strong>The Machinist <\/strong>on Saturday night. Christian Bale lost like 60 lbs for a really bad movie. But may I just say how hot the guys are at that Sunset 5 Plaza? Where Crunch is. Okay, granted, they&#8217;re all gay. But doesn&#8217;t stop me from thinking about wanting to have sex with them.<\/p>\n<p>Brian spent Sunday making our Halloween costumes. Let&#8217;s just say we&#8217;re complementary parts of a lewd analogy. I said to Brian, &#8220;Your prongs look really gay!&#8221; And for balance, I requested that my bits look butch.<\/p>\n<p>And waited for it to rain&#8230;and waited for it to rain&#8230;and waited for it to rain&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weekend RecapSo I was supposed to go to Portland this weekend (spontaneous trip) but Orbitz screwed me so badly with the hotel reservations that I just cancelled the trip last minute on Friday. Which was probably better because I guess I had made plans to go out with that guy Jon on Friday and considering [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-537","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}