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The Grandaddy of All Inappropriate Office Conversations<\/strong>
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Eddie: <\/strong>Hey Julia, come here.
Julia:<\/strong> What’s up?
Eddie:<\/strong> Avi and I were just talking and we have a question for you.
Julia:<\/strong> Hit it from the front to the back. If she’ll like it like that?
Eddie: <\/strong>Avi thinks that girls would be more into gay porn than lesbian porn because you have two guys going at it. But I think he’s wrong.
Julia:<\/strong> Oh, you’re asking the wrong person. I personally think gay porn is awesome and I can’t stand two girls going at it because it bores me to death and I just don’t like it. I don’t even like seeing two girls and a guy, but two guys and a girl is awesome. But don’t measure by me because most girls actually enjoy watching girl on girl. I don’t think very many are into gay porn.
Avi:<\/strong> See I thought they would like gay porn because there’s more dick.
Eddie:<\/strong> You’d think that but they just aren’t into it but I don’t know why.
Avi:<\/strong> Maybe it’s cuz they can’t imagine themselves in that situation.
Julia<\/strong>: I think it’s because gay porn caters to men so it’s all about fucking. And girls want more sensuality. I think that’s why some girls I know say they actually like watching girl on girl.
Eddie:<\/strong> And it’s probably weird for a woman to see a guy acting like a female. I don’t mean as far as sexual positions, but the way they act.
Julia:<\/strong> Have you ever SEEN a gay porn?<\/p>\n

[Eddie pauses for a really long time]<\/p>\n

Eddie:<\/strong> No.
Julia:<\/strong> You have two ripped masculine guys going at it. I think it’s solely about fucking. I mean, obviously, a woman would prefer to watch a straight couple, followed by two women, but most women aren’t going to be into two guys. I think I’m an anomaly though because if I had to choose between two guys and two girls, I would prefer two guys because I just don’t like watching two girls. It weirds me out. And plus, I think I was a straight gay guy in a past life who fell in love with straight-seeming guys who were in the closet because women and straight guys and most gay guys are all too much drama for me.
Avi:<\/strong> Does this mean you love anal?<\/p>\n

[long pause]<\/p>\n

Julia:<\/strong> That’s a totally inappropriate question. And only with strangers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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