{"id":62,"date":"2004-01-13T17:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-14T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=62"},"modified":"2004-01-13T17:12:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-14T00:12:00","slug":"62","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"107403917351981741\"><span class=\"post\">Okay, so Hot Big Black Guy* called and I can&#8217;t decide if I should call him back.<\/p>\n<p>*name withheld because if I start naming boys, I&#8217;m start thinking about them as people and pretty soon they&#8217;re gonna be walking around like they own me, pissing in the corners of my house and wanting to talk about <em>feelings<\/em> and the <em>future<\/em> and <em>sales at Pottery Barn<\/em> and shit.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, the guy threatened to bitch out a waitress and was spearing food off my plate on our first date. On the other hand, he&#8217;s pretty freakin&#8217; hot. Hmmm&#8230;this decision really shouldn&#8217;t be this hard&#8230; (it&#8217;s not)<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, Brian&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s resolution of becoming an alcoholic is working out. He came home after 4 drinks at Robert&#8217;s bar last night and teetered around for a bit. I felt like lighting a match would have set off our place ala Backdraft. It&#8217;s actually quite comforting. With me aiming to be a shallow drug addict in 2004 and Brian aiming to be a self-centered alkie, I think in 2005, we can safely transition into crack whores. Blaxploitation crack whores. Who love their mamas.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a story about the honor killings in India which are on the rise:<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=\/oneworld\/20040112\/wl_oneworld\/4591765421073907305<\/p>\n<p>Some sick shit.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s mood: Comically bloated<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so Hot Big Black Guy* called and I can&#8217;t decide if I should call him back. *name withheld because if I start naming boys, I&#8217;m start thinking about them as people and pretty soon they&#8217;re gonna be walking around like they own me, pissing in the corners of my house and wanting to talk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[7,51],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-dating","tag-true-stories"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-62","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}