{"id":684,"date":"2005-01-10T17:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T00:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=684"},"modified":"2005-01-10T17:49:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-11T00:49:00","slug":"684","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=684","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Starbuck&#8217;s Chantico<\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/><strong>What it is:<\/strong> (chocolate flavored) Liquid Crack<\/p>\n<p><strong>Target market<\/strong>: Pregnant women and women on their periods<\/p>\n<p><strong>Decadence Quotient:<\/strong> Off the scales<\/p>\n<p><strong>Review:<\/strong> Like melting down a bar of fine Belgium chocolate and drinking it, then writhing from self loathing over debased gluttony. The perfect tool of masochism for today&#8217;s way-too-fat-for-the-magazine-covers-anyway woman on the go. Three men were required to restrain me as I fought to lick the last drops of rich goodness out of the paper cup after contents had been consumed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Emotional Consequence: <\/strong>Want to slice off resulting roll of fat from 6 oz. indulgence and flog myself with it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Press: <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2005\/01\/07\/news\/fortune500\/starbucks_chantico\/\"><span style=\"color:#99bbdd;\">http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2005\/01\/07\/news\/fortune500\/starbucks_chantico\/<\/span><\/a><\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/><strong>Verdict:<\/strong> Highly recommend<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Starbuck&#8217;s ChanticoWhat it is: (chocolate flavored) Liquid Crack Target market: Pregnant women and women on their periods Decadence Quotient: Off the scales Review: Like melting down a bar of fine Belgium chocolate and drinking it, then writhing from self loathing over debased gluttony. The perfect tool of masochism for today&#8217;s way-too-fat-for-the-magazine-covers-anyway woman on the go. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-684","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}