he read the poem and called me a gemini assassin and i nearly fell out of my chair. in a good way.<\/p>\n
i laughed. well, my blog is black, i said.<\/p>\n
it could also mean emo, he said.<\/p>\n
i’m not emo.<\/p>\n
there’s a ninja that guards my portal, i said.<\/p>\n
i don’t doubt that, he said.<\/p>\n
strange though, that this conversation came up because it was in an email that somehow had not reached me. and he’d panicked when i didn’t respond.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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