{"id":703,"date":"2005-01-19T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-19T17:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=703"},"modified":"2005-01-19T10:54:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-19T17:54:00","slug":"703","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=703","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dolph Says, &#8220;Don&#8217;t Go To School Kids! Unless That&#8217;s the Only Place Where You Can Score Weed!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/97\/1101\/640\/dolph.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"BORDER-RIGHT: #000000 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000000 1px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000000 1px solid\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/97\/1101\/320\/dolph.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000185\/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9ZG9scGggbHVuZGdyZW58aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=2;fm=1\"><span style=\"color:#99bbdd;\">Dolph Lundgren<\/span><\/a>, known for his villainous roles in Rocky and a slew of terrible action movies often found on the Porta-Potty of basic cable (USA Networks), has a wasted Master&#8217;s Degree in chemical engineering and was the recipient of a Fullbright Scholarship to MIT. Proving once again, what&#8217;s the point of an education if you can make mad bank by slapping some canola oil on your boobies and beating the crap out of people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dolph Says, &#8220;Don&#8217;t Go To School Kids! Unless That&#8217;s the Only Place Where You Can Score Weed!&#8221; Dolph Lundgren, known for his villainous roles in Rocky and a slew of terrible action movies often found on the Porta-Potty of basic cable (USA Networks), has a wasted Master&#8217;s Degree in chemical engineering and was the recipient [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-703","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}