{"id":705,"date":"2005-01-20T11:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-20T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=705"},"modified":"2005-01-20T11:11:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-20T18:11:00","slug":"705","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=705","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dreams of a Non-Crack Smoker<\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/>I have strange dreams. Sometimes they&#8217;re like movies, complete with three-act structure and integrated themes. Sometimes they&#8217;re so real, they bore me to tears, like when I had a dream that I was at work putting together an Excel file, and that was the entire dream. Often, they feature Mexican migrant workers or Andy Garcia (unrelated to each other).<\/p>\n<p>(ps&#8211;did you know Mickey Rourke was Andy&#8217;s little league coach when Andy was a kid in Miami? For reals, dude. Some people will leave their kids with ANYONE)<\/p>\n<p>Last night I dreamed:<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to make my hair super silky like in those Pantene commercials where their hair just spills down, like a river. I went to Walgreen&#8217;s and bought some conditioning oil but when I got home, I was reading the directions and it said, &#8220;Not to be used if your hair is colored.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And I got so CRAZY offended because my hair is black and I&#8217;m like, <em>What&#8211;just cuz my hair is<\/em> BLACK,<em> it ain&#8217;t good enough for your product?!?<\/em><br \/><em><\/em><br \/>But then I realized that the packaging was referring to highlights.<\/p>\n<p>If not smoking crack gives me dreams like that, then maybe it&#8217;s time that I started.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreams of a Non-Crack SmokerI have strange dreams. Sometimes they&#8217;re like movies, complete with three-act structure and integrated themes. Sometimes they&#8217;re so real, they bore me to tears, like when I had a dream that I was at work putting together an Excel file, and that was the entire dream. Often, they feature Mexican migrant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-705","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}