I was showing a guy a deck of tarot cards with really cool artwork. We’d split it in half and were looking through them when I asked him for a card he had in his deck. I found a cool one to exchange him. He finds the card I want and says he’ll only trade me if I give him 2. I raise an eyebrow and say, fine. I hand him the first card, then pick out another which he takes without looking. I tell him to look at the cards. The first is The Universe, the second is The Fool. “I tried to give you the Universe, but you got greedy like a Fool.”<\/p>\n
He started laughing like I’d pulled some magic trick.<\/p>\n
“Someone was WILLING to give you the universe, and you STILL wanted more. What is wrong with you? Your dumb ass just got schooled.”<\/p>\n
:)
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