Remember the incident on my birthday last year?<\/p>\n
I was trashed on 12 shots of Patron. I went back to my place with a few friends. The female friend needed to crash so she asked if she could borrow a t-shirt. We were in my dark bedroom, illuminated only by the light from the closet, and she asks me…”Julia…do you kiss girls?” And I thought it was a funny theoretical question, having no idea it might be her asking me if I wanted to make out with her. In my mind, she may as well have been asking me, if I owned a rocketship. So I laughed and said, “No…”<\/p>\n
Tonight I was at a friend’s birthday party and this friend came up to me and was telling me how her lips tasted like lemon but she didn’t know why.<\/p>\n
I asked her,”Are you trying to get me to kiss you?”<\/p>\n
She said, “Okay. Last time I was, but not this time.”<\/p>\n
And then…convincingly, continued to tell me how her lips tasted lemony.<\/p>\n
Somewhere in there, I had the sneaking suspicion that, given a good amount of alchohol, I’m probably horny enough to make-out with anything.<\/p>\n
Anyone awake out there at 2:01 am? Can anyone hear me right now?<\/p>\n
Just sometimes…seriously…I wonder if there’s really anyone out there.<\/p>\n
Listening to that silence roaring back at you…you can feel it. The possibilities in the dead of the night when the world seems to have stopped–frozen, in midstep…<\/p>\n
Anything can happen.<\/p>\n
Hello?…Is anyone there?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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