Basketball tonight. MILF vs Cougars. <\/p>\n
Awesome.<\/p>\n
I was on the verge of fouling out. We were lined up for a free throw. I yelled to the scorekeeper about the girl next to me, hey we worked it out. She said she forgives me for two of the fouls.<\/p>\n
She said…sure. As long a you’re cookin’ me breakfast.<\/p>\n
!!!!<\/p>\n
Baller.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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