This guy with a triangulate Flow-Be cut tells me I look like some chick on TV, this girl on NCIS that dated the Italian guy but was trying to kill him.<\/p>\n
Now that’s called a black widow syndrome, he said.<\/p>\n
Later, he came up to me and said, She tried to kill her husband. That’s not very common. He looked deep into my eyes.<\/p>\n
I feel scared just looking at you. But maybe because you’re drop-dead gorgeous, he said.<\/p>\n
Tonight, I have won the triangle-head vote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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