{"id":797,"date":"2005-03-16T11:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-16T18:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=797"},"modified":"2005-03-16T11:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-16T18:10:00","slug":"797","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=797","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Creative Differences<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sandra Oh and Alexander Payne are getting <a href=\"http:\/\/entertainment.msn.com\/movies\/article.aspx?news=184699\"><span style=\"color:#99bbdd;\">divorced<\/span><\/a>. Amicably. Some words of advice to Alexander:<\/p>\n<p>New pussy can&#8217;t cook!<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/>Speaking of Sandra, here&#8217;s my favorite performance of hers. It&#8217;s from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sixfeetunderfan.com\/openbooktranscript2.html\"><span style=\"color:#99bbdd;\">Six Feet Under<\/span><\/a>, Season 1, when she plays a &#8220;Porn Starlet&#8221; giving a eulogy at a dead porn star&#8217;s funeral:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Porn Starlet (Sandra):<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When I first met Viveca, I met her on &#8220;Deep Diving.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[Everyone claps]<\/p>\n<p>Thank you. And I had never gone down on a girl before, so, naturally, I was nervous, but Viveca was so warm and relaxed about it. She really put me at ease. Well, her and the two Zanex she gave me. (laughs) And when I first had to do a double penetration, I was like a total wreck. But Viveca came through like, you know, like such the pro she is&#8230;I mean was. (She starts to cry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Creative Differences Sandra Oh and Alexander Payne are getting divorced. Amicably. Some words of advice to Alexander: New pussy can&#8217;t cook! *****Speaking of Sandra, here&#8217;s my favorite performance of hers. It&#8217;s from Six Feet Under, Season 1, when she plays a &#8220;Porn Starlet&#8221; giving a eulogy at a dead porn star&#8217;s funeral: Porn Starlet (Sandra): [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-797","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}