{"id":898,"date":"2005-06-15T22:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T05:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=898"},"modified":"2005-06-15T22:20:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-16T05:20:00","slug":"898","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=898","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Closing Statement:<\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/>Your honor, first of all, I did not touch those kids. And even if I did&#8230;so I touched a few kids. Big. Deal. I mean, what&#8217;s up with all y&#8217;all kids calling me on my shit&#8230;and you know I&#8217;m talkin&#8217; to you, lil&#8217; boy in the suspenders&#8230;You better not be talkin&#8217; bout my business unless you wanna play with my monkey no more. And besides your honor,&#8230;did you see what he was wearing? That muthafucker was asking for it. And so I only flicked him a couple times and it was nothing. Your honor, as the founding fathers of our country said, two flicks, does not convict.<\/p>\n<p>I rest my case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Closing Statement:Your honor, first of all, I did not touch those kids. And even if I did&#8230;so I touched a few kids. Big. Deal. I mean, what&#8217;s up with all y&#8217;all kids calling me on my shit&#8230;and you know I&#8217;m talkin&#8217; to you, lil&#8217; boy in the suspenders&#8230;You better not be talkin&#8217; bout [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-898","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}