{"id":929,"date":"2005-08-12T10:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/blog\/?p=929"},"modified":"2005-08-12T10:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-12T17:59:00","slug":"929","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/?p=929","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A Few of My Favorite Surreal Life Quotes:<\/strong><br \/><strong><\/strong><br \/>(as the gang gives the backyard of a battered women&#8217;s shelter a makeover)<br \/><strong>Janice:<\/strong> &#8220;You\u2019re not screwing fast enough.&#8221;<br \/><strong>Bronson:<\/strong> &#8220;You said that last night, and I think it\u2019s rude either time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/><strong>Omarosa:<\/strong> Most people call me a bitch, but it doesn\u2019t matter because I\u2019m more brighter than Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/><strong>Omarosa: (To Jose)<\/strong> Doesn\u2019t that make your penis small? I hear steroids make your penis small.<br \/><strong>Jose:<\/strong> That\u2019s a misconception. It\u2019s your testicles, not your wiener.<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/><strong>Janice: (About Jose)<\/strong> I hope he rips his pants when he bends over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Few of My Favorite Surreal Life Quotes:(as the gang gives the backyard of a battered women&#8217;s shelter a makeover)Janice: &#8220;You\u2019re not screwing fast enough.&#8221;Bronson: &#8220;You said that last night, and I think it\u2019s rude either time.&#8221; *****Omarosa: Most people call me a bitch, but it doesn\u2019t matter because I\u2019m more brighter than Donald Trump. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbl5mn-929","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliashih.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}