There was this pillar outside of a church in Venice with this sex ed diorama.

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First, the young man calls on a young woman of good reputation.

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The two young people display flirtatious behavior, tentatively feeling out the nature and depth of each other’s affections.

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The man lets his intentions be known that he plans to “get all up in dat shit…most respectfully speaking.”

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One drink leads to another leads to a nightcap in the woman’s vagina.

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Then soon, a cocoon is born.

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The parents stay together to raise the child, letting their disagreements and seething resentments stay behind closed doors and under the sweet reprieve of substance abuse until the child finally leaves home, paving the way for sweet, sweet divorce and the much waited for casual sex with other, more attractive and much younger people.

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and finally…death. In a nursing home, under the watchful eyes of smiling nurses, paid for by your negligent child who has long since stopped taking your calls.

THE END

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If the doorknob doesn’t come off the door, it’s not a high class hotel.

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4 monkeys…

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Please please please God, let this show happen.

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On top of Titlis. It looks like we’re standing in front of a fake backdrop. And why does my mom look like a declining Hollywood starlet heading into/out-of rehab?

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um…lady, you got something on the sides of your face.

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Greek-inspired sculptures are so tragic…just look at the size of his weiner!

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Florence

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what is it about kicking inanimate creatures in the nuts that makes a person’s self-esteem feel good?

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Michael and my mom play with the winged rats of Venice.

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I got into a screaming match with a doorknob sporting a nasty Italian temper.

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the man blows glass all day, sweating by a hot, angry furnace…in pants that just cling to his skin…

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Swiss Alan and I

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