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Whenever I go to trade shows, something always happens that offends me. Usually involving a married guy.

Dealbreakers:

1. Drives a Corvette
2. Favorite Band is Counting Crows
3. Is Italian (Brian added that. He said, “Cuz they will definitely cheat on you.”)
4. Is married.

Yeah, seriously. That last one should be obvious.

Venice Beach Recharge. Spent the morning running to Santa Monica and all around. Played hoops in Venice. Finally found the canals.

This balcony has a view of a hidden gorilla.

Junior Seau, second former pro football player to shoot himself in the heart, not head, believed to be so his brain can be studied whether football caused brain damage. Brain damage presents as Alzheimer’s/dementia symptoms, and uncontrollable and severe mood swings.

I can’t stop thinking about this.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/05/03/SPJA1OD7H1.DTL

When people’s eyes shift to the left, searching, they are making shit up. I know before they open their mouths that whatever they say next won’t matter because the intention for truthful communication’s not there.

I remember last year B and I were talking about 7 Deadly Sins and I offhandedly asked him what my greatest sin was.

“Dating Mike,” he flippantly threw back.

Just saw Mike got married last year. Let’s just say, he definitely has a type. It did make me wonder if he chases the same thing clinging to what came before, or if deep down he knew what he wanted and it was a matter of finding it.

I have to assume he’s grown up and treats her better. He definitely isn’t a shining piece of my history.

Had an interesting meeting today.

First, the guy whose left eye twitches when he’s hiding something. I was half-hoping half-afraid his eye would start twitching. Somewhat relieved he seemed more calm and in control today, but knew I would giggle if he did it. There was a brief moment where his eyelids got out of sync but he recovered.

The engineer rubs his legs to pacify himself when he’s stressed or not sure.

I think the difference between the two men is that one will try to cover up what he doesn’t know, while the other is trying to figure it out.

Regardless, both were watching the whole time. And the whole time, I was watching them.

It is the ArQ. Who will be saved.

I saw a falling star today. Or something massive and bright that fell straight down from the sky, burning out before it hit the water. It was the ends of dusk so it stood out, the world in silhuoette. There was a breathless moment where I wondered if it was a crashing plane. What was it?

The way data should work, I should be able to query that experience and get connected other people’s experience (perspective) of the event.

The dimensions of perception we are reaching is where all perception exists in one space (or on the y axis, exists in one moment), and where all perception exists everywhere separately at once.

The space between those is the balance.

We must instantly be able to capture a living breathing moment, and we most show all that brought us to this moment, the infinite sections and cross-sections of influence and relativity with which to predict the future progression if not actually control it. We could program life.

From now on, I shall be referred to as MochaBieber.

Prototype.

PHAT Data Rap

By the ArQitect of Human Perception

Beats to come by JChuLive

Lyrics:

PHAT Data gets all up in you
Your data speaks Alabama Hindu
PHAT Data straight tells it like it is
Your data sits down to take a wiz

PHAT Data’s a sumo wrestler
Your data’s goin down like Hester
PHAT Data sits on a Peta Scale
Your data is set for massive FAIL

PHAT Data is a ninja on steroids
Your data misses work because of hemorrhoids
PHAT Data, the first one on the scene
Your data’s just a groupie in the wings

PHAT Data is gonna build Skynet
Your data can’t even count to 5 yet
PHAT Data runs through the PHATTEST pipes
Your data is broke like Wesley Snipes

It’s time we’re gonna let the world know
PHAT Data will show you how the world flows
AMAX the Chosen of the bizness
x86 we got solutions like the Whiz Kids

It’s time we’re gonna let the world know
PHAT Data will show you how the world flows
AMAX the Chosen of the bizness
x86 we got solutions for the WIKD

PHAT Data’s all Apache Hadoop
Your data’s still sittin’ on a stoop
Amax has got a billion troops
Your crew four chickens in a coop

It’s time we’re gonna let the world know
PHAT Data will show you how the world flows
AMAX the Chosen of the bizness
x86 we got solutions like the Whiz Kids

It’s time we’re gonna let the world know
PHAT Data will show you how the world flows
AMAX the Chosen of the bizness
x86 we got solutions for the WIKD

Haiku Contest Press Release hits MSNBC. Check out the quote!

The contest has also hit the bloggers…

Internal Email from the Director:

Subject: Next Project

Dear Co-Lieutenants of Mayhem,
Please review this video in preparation for our next project.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10i17NNujDE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Here’s the Beat: