Internal Email from the Director:
Subject: Next Project
Dear Co-Lieutenants of Mayhem,
Please review this video in preparation for our next project.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10i17NNujDE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Here’s the Beat:
PHAT Data gets all up in you
Your data speaks Alabama Hindu
PHAT Data straight tells it like it is
Your data sits down to take a wiz
PHAT Data’s a sumo wrestler
Your data’s goin down like Hester
PHAT Data sits on a Peta Scale
Your data is set for massive FAIL
PHAT Data is a ninja on steroids
Your data misses work because of hemorrhoids
PHAT Data, the first one on the scene
Your data’s just a groupie in the wings
PHAT Data is gonna build Skynet
Your data can’t even count to 5 yet
PHAT Data runs through the PHATTEST pipes
Your data is broke like Wesley Snipes
It’s time we’re gonna let the world know
PHAT Data will show you how the world flows
AMAX the Chosen of the bizness
x86 we got solutions like the Whiz Kids
It’s time we’re gonna let the world know
PHAT Data will show you how the world flows
AMAX the Chosen of the bizness
x86 we got solutions for the WIKD
PHAT Data’s all Apache Hadoop
Your data’s still sittin’ on a stoop
Amax has got a billion troops
Your crew four chickens in a coop
It’s time we’re gonna let the world know
PHAT Data will show you how the world flows
AMAX the Chosen of the bizness
x86 we got solutions like the Whiz Kids
It’s time we’re gonna let the world know
PHAT Data will show you how the world flows
AMAX the Chosen of the bizness
x86 we got solutions for the WIKD