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So this hooker Lauren* (names have not been changed to protect those who talk dirty to my baby brother) calls up my friend Brian. Brian, momentarily incapacitated by retardation, sees that it’s Lauren and lets my brother answer his phone. The first thing out of Lauren’s mouth is: You want me to jack you off?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So later tonight, I was on the phone setting up an appointment with a student. Out of the corner of my eye, I see my brother come into my office, write something on a Post It and leave. A few minutes later, Brian comes in and says, “Look what your brother put up on the fridge.” Apparently, he had replaced a Post-It I had written that said, “For July-No more bullshit” with “For August – No More Sex Life.”

Lauren is a dead woman.

August 25th, 2003 | Tags: michael | Comments Off on
 
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