In the spirit of Amsterdam and my hotel room offering free hardcore porn, I decided to explore…
Things I Think Are Hot:
–Button-Down Shirts with Ties – call it a dad fetish or whatever. But when I see a guy with nice shoulders in a shirt & tie, all I can think about is taking it off. Doesn’t work with old fat, married fucks, but any clean-cut guy in a shirt & tie makes me imagine taking his clothes off.
– Left-Handers – the minute I see someone is left handed, I automatically assume they’re creative and hold some kind of right-brained secret knowledge that us right-handers don’t possess. And I want it. I crumble at the hands of left-handers with dark, expressive eyes, and whenever a left hander is writing, I’m always staring at his hand like it’s the most fascinating thing I’ve ever seen.
-Pisces – they are my poison. I feel like I was born part Pisces and whenever I want to express to them that I think we’re alike, they crash me into the rocks like a ship caught in a storm. I can’t help that I was born in the wrong place. I just want to join your camp for a little while so you can give me some pointers.
-Twins – I was in love with a twin for a long time. I would have had no problem if that relationship needed to involve both of them. They say that Geminis need two of everything. That’s definitely true in my life. I even have two toothbrushes (both green). In terms of relationships, I can only handle one commitment. But as long as I haven’t made a commitment, all’s fair in love and war, and I think two is better than one.
-Candlelit Showers – alone or with someone else, these could take hours…
-Falling Asleep to the Sound of Someone’s Heartbeat -this is one of the most comforting things in the world.
-Men Who Have the Ability to Get Up Early – because they can get up before me and make me breakfast.
-Thunderstorms – the best is to wake up at dawn on a Saturday morning to the sounds of a thunderstorm outside, and know you have nothing to do today but to stay under the covers.
-Hands – a guy once told me that he’s never noticed a girl’s hands before, but that I had beautiful hands. After that, I started noticing people’s hands. There’s something really sexy about a guy with strong hands and nimble fingers.
-Eyes – when I look into a man’s eyes and it’s like tumbling into a deep cave. You can glimpse an entire universe, moving through him like a powerful river. It’s unbelievably hot when a man opens up so you can see this universe through his eyes.
-Lavender – brings out my soft, feminine side.
-Strangers – entire universes to explore with no obligations. Anything goes…
-Sports – adrenaline + sweat + physical contact + endorphins. You may as well have sex as the perfect afternoon cap.
-Wits – if your mind can hang with mine and you can keep up, then you’ve already mastered the foreplay.
-Kissing – I am totally orally fixated.