You move with the eloquence of a fiery wall of disintegrating fuselage.
How did it know?
This is courtesy of Imogene’s blog…from The Surrealist Compliment Generator
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
This one was quite fitting for me. My coworkers will second it. I run into walls and bump my head a few times every day. “She’s cute, but she’s not graceful.” (Eddie)