What? You think that’s weird?
(i’m just kidding)
Today was a strange day. I found out a piece of information that was a bit unsettling. Let’s just say, I don’t understand why men lie. My friend, whom I will call Urethra Doy to protect her identity, suggested that I not expound on the situation just yet, in case my blog ever turns up in a google search of my name. I don’t want my plans to creatively handle this situation to be foiled. But all you out there, tell me…WHY WOULD A GUY LIE ABOUT SOME BASIC FACTS ABOUT HIMSELF?
Any theories would be highly appreciated.